I'm so damn The current mood of augustdreams at www.imood.com

I have more respect for people who think pro wrestling is real than members of the Flat Earth Society - at least wrestling fans have some fairly compelling evidence.

I have more respect for death row prisoners than corrupt political leaders - at least the prisoners are paying for their crimes.

I have more respect for crack dealers than Barbara Streisand - at least crack dealers know they're giving the public a bunch of garbage.

I have more respect for pornographers than Hollywood "stars" - at least pornographers don't assume we give a collective shit about their views on war.

I have more respect for urinal cakes than diet pills sold in the back of magazines - at least manufacturers of urinal cakes don't pretend their product is safe to ingest.

That was fun. You guys have gotta try it. Have a great day and thanks for reading.

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