October 31, 2003

Porn

I'm so damn

Some of you may remember my putting forth the theory that a movie hasn't truly "made it" unless there's a porn version of it sitting somwhere in the backroom of a local mom and pop video store. I gave my ideas for a few names for recent movies when they inevitably get turned into porn. Well, now it's time once again for that time-honored tradition...

Porn Names for Popular Movies

-Lord of the Rings IV: Frodo does Middle Earth
-Hairy Potter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaban
-Sperminator 3: Rise of the Trousers
-Men in Black III: Men in Black Latex
-Stark Trek X: The Wrath of Kirk's Prostate
-Friday the 13th part 458: Jason Takes Viagra
-Dude, Where's My Buttplug?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Heh.

Anyone else seen the movie "Wrong Turn" yet? Holy chromosomal abnormalities, Batman! Isn't West Virginia where Mothman hangs out, too? Damn. That state's like the gateway to hell. One of the best TCM-style horror flicks I've seen in a long time. Have a good night and thanks for reading.

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