March 23, 2005
Crotchy the Clown
I'm so damn 
Okay. So back in 1995, Crotchy the Msturbating Clown had his own cable access show. In the heartland of Lincoln, Nebraska, 'ole Cotchy reviewed porn flicks. While dressed as a clown. The populace was understandably offended, but as his show was technically breaking no obscenity laws... well, as they say in the circus... the show must go on!
And on it went. Until one fateful day when Crotchy, to coin a rather disturbing metaphor, honked his horn on cable tv. What happened next? Did Crotchy squirt his seltzer for the last time? Did they load him up in a tiny car with half a dozen clown cops and haul him off to jail? Or did the clown get off? (Oh, man. I apologize for that double entendre. That was just wrong.) You can read the full story here. And now that I have given you all the mental picture of Crotchy the Clown jerkin the gherkin, my work here is done. Have a good night and thanks for reading.
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