March 11, 2002
Lazy Glinda
I'm so damn 
My little cousin was watching The Wizard of Oz last night and I noticed something. Glinda's a lazy bastard! I mean, this wicked witch has been terrorizing the munchkins for decades, and Glinda doesn't do a damn thing about it! She just waits around for Dorothy and her witch-smashing house to do her dirty work for her! Then, when the Wicked Witch of the West shows up to threaten everyone with bodily harm, she hides until the coast is clear and then tells the munchkins "You can come out now, she's gone." Yeah, thanks a lot powerful witch who is three times our size. We appreciate the way that you bravely stood there with your thumb up your butt while she threatened to destroy all munchkinkind.
Have a great night!
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